Twi-hards

I picked up Twilight again at lunch and read two paragraphs before throwing it across my office. I just don't get the hype. It is highly unusual for me not to finish a book, but I can't waste any more time on it. I listed it on our bulletin board at work

FREE TWILIGHT BOOKin office 1098

7 minutes later a girl came a knockin'. 7 MINUTES! She said "Why are you giving it away?!" All wide-eyed, incredulous. I'm like, freak girl, tell me you are not taking it and have already read the enourmous piece of drivel once. Yes, she had. She intends to read it...again ...and again. Sheesh.